Your nursling squirts himself in the eye with your milk.
Your nursling makes a gobbling sound as he latches on.
You find your nursing bra in a mud puddle, out in your back yard (from walking nursling carrying it around like a security blanket).
Nursing the girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Mama to Daniel (12/3/06) and Lucy Jane (8/28/08)
DS gets to nursing, then switches sides several times before sitting up, looking me in the face, then spitting milk everywhere. then laughs histerically over the whole thing. (i have no idea where he learned spitting, but he does it with everything that goes in his mouth .)
Wiffey June 30, 2003
Mommy of DD April 11, 2005
Mommy of DS Dec. 05, 2009
We and and too. Learninng how to use cloth diapers. And the only way I can be here is with a sleeping Baby or one thats
she won't let go of her new snack cup and alternates milk and goldfish.
proud but exhausted working mammy to two high needs babies
- my surprise baby: the one and only D-Man born 3 weeks late (5/5/08) at 9 lbs 14 oz and 21.5 inches, and
- the shock H-Girl born about a week late (10/7/09) at 8lbs 15oz and 20.75 inches.
If I am here I am covered in baby (probably two) and fighting for control of the keyboard.
Family beds are awesome
Wondering if you have PPD? Take the screening and see your doctor. You deserve to feel better.
My dd2 calls them bubba's. she will crawl on my lap and pull at my shirt saying bubba's peees? After nursing for a minute, she will pat my other 'bubba' and say other side, sounding more like otter side, and she will put the first one back in my bra and take out the next one.
She is also very strong. she has always been. People find it hilarious that I can walk around and nurse her hands free. She will use my waist band of my jeans as foot holds then wrap her arms around me and hang on to my shirt. Kinda like a little monkey baby....
She says "thank you" then pulls your shirt down when she's done.
Nursed my sweet daughter 3 years, 3 mos.
YKYNATW ... (Not such a fun one) you lean down to kiss your toddler's head while he's nursing and he reaches up to push your face away, as if to say, "No. This is between me and the BOOB, we don't need YOU around, Mom!"
Well, honey, I got news for you.
You can call me JoMo!
Mom to baby boy Joe, born 5/4/09 and breastfed for more than two and a half years, and baby girl Maggie, born 7/9/12.
...your toddler is humming/singing along to her favorite song while nursing only popping off to say the last word of the phrase.
I'm a SAHM to
#1 Alyssa 5/26/09 BF for exactly 25 1/2mths
#2 Emily 11/7/11 completely self-weaned as of 7/19/13
Dealt with recurring clogged ducts, mastitis, OALD/OS, and baby reflux with both girls
#3 EDD 12/16/13
New sights, new goals, new directions...
he stops mid boob to reach up to kiss you on the mouth
Julia and Maxwell (and Dan and Haddie)
Maxwell, born January 3, 2010
A year on Mama's milk and still loving it