I don't know if a thread like this already exists, but here you go...
You get squirted in the eye with your own milk...
Some one pushes your nipple in and says "ding-dong!"
Someone puts a playdoh cookie cutter around your nipple and then tries to drink from it.
You've tandem nursed your toddler and a babydoll, stuffed animal, action figure, etc.
Gottatoddler nursing