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    Default You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    I don't know if a thread like this already exists, but here you go...

    You get squirted in the eye with your own milk...
    Some one pushes your nipple in and says "ding-dong!"
    Someone puts a playdoh cookie cutter around your nipple and then tries to drink from it.
    You've tandem nursed your toddler and a babydoll, stuffed animal, action figure, etc.


    Gotta toddler nursing
    Proud mom of 2:
    DD 5/2008 nursed for 3 years and 3 months.
    DS born 8/2011 nursing like a champ

    Sorry for the short responses...always, always, always NAK or holding a baby

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    You know your nursing a toddler when he stops sucking and starts smaking his lips and laughing, like he is super excited to drink Mamma's milk.
    1st Time Mommy to Baby Boy born 4-20-09
    since day one!
    Finally done !!!
    There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. ~Irena Chalmers

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    when your toddler wants to nurse, but you're doing the dishes so you say "just one minute" and you get "No! Move! Now!" as a response
    ~Jenn~


    mother of 2 boys!
    08/14/98~~03/20/08

    Birth: 7lbs 12oz, 1 year: 22lbs 11oz
    until he self-weaned 4 days before his third birthday ... still on occasion ... and happily

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    People need to understand that when they're deciding between breastmilk and formula, they're not deciding between Coke and Pepsi.... They're choosing between a live, pure substance and a dead substance made with the cheapest oils available. ~Chele Marmet

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    DD2 wants to nurse, so she puts on her cutest face, a big smile, bats her eyelashes, and says,
    "Mama, can I please nurse?"
    Me (usually busy with something else): "Just a minute, honey."
    DD2 sticks out her lower lip, scrunches her eyebrows, pouting, and says,
    "Ooooookayyy."
    Then, when I tell her we can nurse, she jumps up and down excitedly and says "I get to nurse, I get to nurse!".

    Molly

    Loving mama to JP (DS, 1/03 ~ nursed 6 mos), EL (DD1, 9/05 ~ nursed 4 yrs), EJ (DD2, 3/08 ~ nursed 3 yrs 9 mos), and
    JM (DD3, 6/12 ~ currently nursing), all born naturally
    Devoted wife to SAHD P, my hero
    A few of my favorite things that I've discovered on the forum: co-sleeping, baby-wearing, tandem nursing, baby-led solids, cloth diapering, APing, selective vaccination...the list goes on

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    Or when she pops off from nursing, raises her shirt and says, "Here, Mommy! Try MYYYYY aah-aah!" LOL!

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    ...or when she offers YOU a drink, saying "Here ya' go, Mommy! Nuuuuuuuummmmmmmy!!!!!"

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    When she can nurse & do the hokey pokey at the same time.
    Lyn
    Nursing the girl with kaleidoscope eyes


    Mama to Daniel (12/3/06) and Lucy Jane (8/28/08)

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    ^lol!

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    hehehe, I love these stories! They make me
    Proud mom of 2:
    DD 5/2008 nursed for 3 years and 3 months.
    DS born 8/2011 nursing like a champ

    Sorry for the short responses...always, always, always NAK or holding a baby

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    Default Re: You know you're nursing a toddler when...

    Quote Originally Posted by @llli*babygirl05 View Post
    hehehe, I love these stories! They make me
    I am Lea (middle name)
    Mama to Dominic born on 3/23/09
    Wife to G 4/27/07
    We're blessed to have been for 3 years and counting! Proud to with our squirmy worm

    "My home is not a place, it is people."
    -Lois McMaster Bujold

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