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  1. #1
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    Apr 2006
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    Default "See our Breasts"

    I just received the October 2006 issue of babytalk magazine. Tucked away in the next to last page I found a section called, "Laughing it Off"; included is a song, "See our Breasts", to be sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast. Oh, ladies...I just had to share it with you. I might also post this elsewhere on the message board, but I wanted to post it here first. Hope it makes you laugh...or at least smile!

    "See our breasts, see our breasts--
    Everywhere, half-naked chests.
    While we nurse,
    The prudish curse
    And wish we'd button up our vests.
    Sorry, folks, look away
    If we're too decollete,
    But this is what boobs are made for,
    Not those Wonderbras you've paid for.
    We refuse to go feed
    Hunched in bathroom stalls--indeed,
    We're appalled that you would make such rude requests.
    Would you agree to eat
    Upon a toilet seat?
    See our breasts, see our breasts, free our breasts!"

    I am sorry I haven't been to the message boards here for so long, but I have been busy with both my 4 mo DD and my 7 yo DD--way too incredibly busy! I thought of all of you, though, as soon as I read this today, so consider this my thank you gift to all of you who got me through the end of my pregnancy with my second DD!! Many blessings to you all!!

    Kris
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    Mom to Emily Kristen (10/16/98) and Sana Marie (5/4/06)

  2. #2
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    Wink Re: "See our Breasts"

    Actually, I just got that issue too and I cracked up at that too!

  3. #3
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    Sep 2006
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    Default Re: "See our Breasts"

    That's definately going to get stuck in my head!
    Thanks for sharing it!
    Hi! I'm Ann, Mama to my "big baby buffalo" , DS#1, who breastfed from August '06 to January '08
    and DS#2, my"little baby buffalo" born in May '08 and exclusively breastfeeding

  4. #4
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    Default Re: "See our Breasts"

    LOVE IT!! Expecially the line about eating on a toilet seat!

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