How do you know that you have become a dairy cow, rather than a woman?
1--you put pads in your bra every morning to prevent the milk leaking out from getting on your clothing.
2--you hook yourself up to an electric milking machine 2-3x per day in an effort to keep from giving your child a powdered substitute of what your body is already making.
3--your body produces so much milk that you overflow the pads you put in your bra less than 3 hours before
4--as a result of #3 occurring, you have to shed the shirt you wore to work due to the smell of sour milk and wear one of the 2 sweatshirts kept at your desk for warmth as your shirt--thus causing you to sweat 1/2 to death because the last thing you need today is a sweater!!!
5--you no longer take a "normal" lunch or break--all lunches and breaks are dedicated to the activity listed in #2.