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    Default Your best one-liners

    BEing Thanksgiving is here and many of us will be seeing family, I thought it would be good to share our best one liners, both funny and serious, that adress the age old question... You're still Nursing?

    Here's on to start with:
    You're still nursing? Yes, your still asking?
    Kelly

    Mommy to Gabriel born 12/25/06 Breastfed 12/25/06 - 12/09 and possibly here and there still
    Madelyn born 9/24/09 delivered at home and caught by my husband

    "To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right."

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    Default Re: Your best one-liners

    Quote Originally Posted by @llli*gabesmommy View Post
    You're still nursing? Yes, your still asking?
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    Default Re: Your best one-liners

    The one I usually use is 'Well my own mom breastfed me until I was almost 3, and so I'm going to let Logan decide when he's done' (this one is true)
    Lisa

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    I never used it, but I always liked, "yep, you want some?" I fantasized about saying it to my brother.
    “We are not put on earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there always for others, then in time of need, someone will be there for you.”
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    "yeap and we will be until he's d*mn good and ready to stop"


    ~Meg~
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    Liam (12/12/09) still nursing through the night and in the mornings!
    Sebastian (7/29/12) my newest little nursling who graciously shares his milk with big brother!


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    Quote Originally Posted by @llli*green.momma View Post
    The one I usually use is 'Well my own mom breastfed me until I was almost 3, and so I'm going to let Logan decide when he's done' (this one is true)
    Said this - also true for me.

    Quote Originally Posted by @llli*norasmommy View Post
    I never used it, but I always liked, "yep, you want some?" I fantasized about saying it to my brother.
    I've used this one too.

    I've also said, " why, you're out of milk for your coffee?"
    "Yes, did someone tell you otherwise?"

    The question I get is how long are you gonna do that?
    "Til college."
    "Til she can pay me back."
    "It keeps me skinny."

    Now being pregnant and nursing, it's: "Is that her milk she's getting?"

    "I don't see any other kid nursing around here, do you?"
    "Nope, it's DH's?"

    Mama to my little Diva: Miss K (7/15/06)
    And her little sister: Lulu Pie (3/21/09)

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    Quote Originally Posted by @llli*mothersky View Post
    Said this - also true for me.



    I've used this one too.

    I've also said, " why, you're out of milk for your coffee?"
    "Yes, did someone tell you otherwise?"

    The question I get is how long are you gonna do that?
    "Til college."
    "Til she can pay me back."
    "It keeps me skinny."

    Now being pregnant and nursing, it's: "Is that her milk she's getting?"

    "I don't see any other kid nursing around here, do you?"
    "Nope, it's DH's?"



    I always get, "You're nursing BOTH of them?"
    next time I swear I'm going to say "Yeah unfortunately the other boob gets jealous if I don't."

    "Well you don't nurse them both at the same time do you?"
    Yes, sorry you'll just have to wait in line for your turn.

    "When are you going to stop nursing Chase?"
    I think he'll take a breather when the turkey is served but I make no promises.

    Amy married to my bestfriend since 10/30/04

    Proud SAHM to DS born 2/17/07 and DD born 9/11/08 Both weaned together 11/2011
    Currently milk, peach, peanut and tree nut free. DD has outgrown her wheat, cheese, egg, garlic, and citrus allergies

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    Quote Originally Posted by @llli*amy.marie View Post



    I always get, "You're nursing BOTH of them?"
    next time I swear I'm going to say "Yeah unfortunately the other boob gets jealous if I don't."

    "Well you don't nurse them both at the same time do you?"
    Yes, sorry you'll just have to wait in line for your turn.

    "When are you going to stop nursing Chase?"
    I think he'll take a breather when the turkey is served but I make no promises.
    Kelly

    Mommy to Gabriel born 12/25/06 Breastfed 12/25/06 - 12/09 and possibly here and there still
    Madelyn born 9/24/09 delivered at home and caught by my husband

    "To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right."

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    "You're still nursing?"


    "Yep, isn't it great?! I'm sure you know how many people are still ignorant to the health benefits of nursing until at least 2"
    Mommy to Maxwell 10-9-07 weaned with love (a party and a remote control monster truck) on his 4th birthday
    My Boy 3-16-10
    And my sweet pea Sam 2-12-11

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    I have got to remember some of these for when we get to that point!!!
    I'm Shannon!
    Single, babywearing, barefoot in the grass mama to 3 wonderful babies!
    Abby 11-25-03
    Terry 9-29-06
    Kate 6-12-08
    and my Jack 11-17-02, gone to God at 11 weeks



    "While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about."

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