Tonight Haylee wanted to nurse and I was totally not feeling up to it. So I told her to go talk to Daddy for awhile and maybe he could cuddle her. She went over, climbed in his lap, and asked to nurse. My dh, being the very masculine man he is obliged and lifted his shirt. Dd promptly said, "Daddy...I can't nurse on *those* nursies. You will have to shave them, so I can nurse."
Dude...if someone had told me I would be nursing a child with that kind of vocabulary i would have told them to go for a long hike.