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Thread: The return of Stupid Lefty (silly)

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    Talking The return of Stupid Lefty (silly)

    Before my pregnancy I was really tiny, in the boob department. I could barely fill my 34A's even when I was 8 mos pregnant. (And DD was born early so I didn't get to 9 mos) I woke up this morning with one normal nursing breast - fuller than last night but not too ful and one psycho crazy overfull and leaking reast. Stupid Lefty has returned. I am going to look awesome at the pool today with one barely 'B' boob and one approaching 'D' I wonder which looks will be more shocking... the looks of people who can't beleive I am nursing at the pool or the people who notice that I am more than a bit lopsided.

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    Default Re: The return of Stupid Lefty (silly)

    I had a cousin that quit producing milk completely on her left side and only had the right side to nurse on. She wore a "dummy" on the left in her bra, but I never asked her what she did at the pool.
    There are a lot of cute sheer or mesh cover ups that you can actually swim in too that would hide the imbalance just enough, but most people won't even notice. I'm sure it just stands out more to you b/c you know.

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    Default Re: The return of Stupid Lefty (silly)

    Ha ha! Poor Lefty, she just wanted to go swimming without people laughing at her.
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    Default Re: The return of Stupid Lefty (silly)

    hahaha! maybe I should care more that I looked a little freakish? I wonder how awesome I will look at the beach next week?

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    Oh, come now, don't pretend you won't be disappointed if Lefty doesn't go on vacation with you. Surely you want to introduce her to your family.
    I love my kids. I care for them accordingly. What more can I say?

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    Default Re: The return of Stupid Lefty (silly)

    Lefty might make a guest appearance... my teenage nephews will love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noodlenerd View Post
    Lefty might make a guest appearance... my teenage nephews will love it.
    And will your SIL be glad to meet Lefty? Will she have some advice for you?
    I love my kids. I care for them accordingly. What more can I say?

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    Default Re: The return of Stupid Lefty (silly)

    Yeah... I think she is under the opinion if I schedule DDs feedings to be 4 hours apart then I wouldn't have the Lefty problem??

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