Ok, this is funny (now) and not so funny (an hour ago when it happened).
I was sitting here in my office pumping and reading post on the forum. I started looking up an article to post as a reply for someone with a question when I realized my lap was getting wet. I had forgot I was pumping and the milk had filled the container and was coming out the top air holes of the bottle connected to my breast! I quickly reached to turn off the pump and grab some paper towels to stop the mess from spreading. I knocked one of the bottles off of the breast shield and dumped 4oz of my milk all over me! I was so upset - not because my dress clothes are soaked and I had to leave for a meeting in a few minutes but because I just lost 4oz of milk! In my panic to grab the bottle before every lats drop spills out I knock off the other. The second only had 1oz and the top pump part was screwed on properly so only a few drops spilled.
The guy in the office across the hall from me heard me exclaim "Oh Shoot" (but it was not shoot I said) followed by the sound of things crashing to the floor in my office as I knocked over phone, pump, and stack of clean bottles and pump parts. Worried, he opened the door and ran in. Apparently, I had left my keys dangling in the keyhole when I closed my door and locked it to pump. He did not know I was pumping and I think he was more in shock than I was when he walked in!! He is young, no wife or kids and never worked on a farm (milking cows) so he has never seen such a sight! Another male co-worker (good friend of mine) who has kids went and assured him it was ok and he does not need to be embarrassed.
Needless to say, I did not make it to the meeting and I am sitting in my office wearing scrubs now! Thank goodness it is Friday!